stop this asia rollercoaster

The 2006 cyclone season is here, and if you're a resident of Florida, you know what that means: that you have the IQ of a meat ball.
If you had any brain cells, you should now be living in a less life threatening city, such as Johannesburg - or even Bagdad. This is especially true after last season, which was so bad that we went through the alphabet of official names and had to refer to the last batch of storms by making primitive grunting sounds.

I am in the world's safest and most anal retentive city (except of course if you don't count Perth) - Singapore. A little country where sales of laxatives must have a significant impact on the GDP. Ok I am being a little harsh and probably more crabby than I usually am.

Look on the bright side - I like to tell myself - I am not about to be crushed or drowned by a tsunami or a cyclone... or covered in molten lava from an erupting volcano... I am more likely to fall on my samarai sword (you know the one i keep in the bedroom cupboard) after another frustrating encounter with tunnel vision thinking...